Here in South Florida, we are next level polluters. I don't know how you all litter where ever you are, but we dump our trash with style. What you all pay big money for we down here in SoFla dump like yesterday's newspaper. Take, for example, this grand piano someone dumped in Biscayne Bay. It's going no where soon according to the Miami Herald, it isn't going anywhere soon.
"We are not responsible for removing such items,'' said Jorge Pino, a spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. "Even a car can become a habitat for wildlife. Unless the item becomes a navigational hazard, the Coast Guard would not get involved.''