Internet terrorists are at large. I guess my ingenious password (I use "password" because I figure no one would think I was that dumb and, therefore, not guess my password... the ol' switcheroo), was too easy to crack for the diabolically evil minds lurking through our Facebook pages. Who was it? Al Qaeda? The Mossad? CIA? NSA? MI-6? The former KGB? Dick Cheney?
Remember when I told you all that the Internet had no conscience and was, therefore, evil? The chickens have come home to roost.
Let's look at the bright side: I haven't heard from so many of you in such a long time. The little crisis you had when my funky email hit your inbox generated so much concern for my welfare along with many greetings. My inbox is full! I'm buried in good will. So this is what I have to do to get you to send me a note? Get hacked? Jeesh!
So I changed my password: DROWSSAP. That'll trip 'em up.