Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Prohibited Product?

I just had a thought: can I carry Pop Rocks onto a plane? If I load up on Pop Rocks and drink a bunch of Coke, you know what happens: my stomach blows up. If I eat enough of the volatile stuff and I'm seated by a wing, theoretically, I can blow up my row, blow off a wing, and down the whole plane.

Someone get Homeland Security on the line.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This is all getting out of hand...the next thing you know we will be strapped in our chairs and ordered to eat certain foods before we fly. As evident from the link below how far is too far? If someone wants to load up on beans and use their zipper to light farts then how do you combat that? I throw my hands up in surrender...