Funny, but No

I found this article about cards that don't make the cut over at Hallmark. Here's a card I made after digging through their rubbish bin:

Other losers are:

"Christmas just wouldn't be the same without peanut brittle." Then, inside: "Or Jesus."

Another is a drawing of a cuddling couple on a couch with a nearby friendly bearded man, wearing a robe, sandals and a turban. The woman says, "Honey, this Afghan your mom gave us is really warm!"

FLOP!