Monday, March 13, 2006

In The News: Pamela Anderson Declares Chicken are Top Heavy

Pin-up girl Pamela Anderson has paired up with PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) to knock KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) around for poor their treatment of chickens. The following is a quote from an article on

"At present, of course, it's the chickens that concern Pam. Last year she complained that modern birds are "so top-heavy that they can barely walk." The irony thickens: Anderson's own breast implants have left her artificially top-heavy as well."

What's so wrong with the Colonel cashing in on the artificially enlarged breasts of his birds? Everyone knows that Pam's made a boat load of bucks from her silicone filled bouys.

Doesn't her partner PETA realize that Pamela sports leather from head to toe and that her former beau, Kid Rock, decks himself out in fur? Real fur. I think they do but they really don't care.

Do any of them care? How can we take them seriously?

1 comment:

Jeff T. said...

Dude, Pam & Kid Rock are splittsville for a while now...