This is not yo' mommas social get together. My mom used to go to tupperware parties. Now gals are gathering for for tazer parties.
Don't taze me, sis!
No alcohol, thankfully, is served at these parties nor are you encouraged to participate if you've stopped off at happy hour or ladies night on the way.
Man, I'm really concerned about these developments. Soemone needs to make the Department of Homeland Security aware of this. I'll be emailing these articles (link 1, link 2) to them. Watch for the threat level to be raised after further investigation.
To book your party, visit this website.