Monday, February 19, 2007

The Curse of Madonna's Kiss

I'm really tripping out over this new Britney Spears hair-do. They used to say that they were going after the "older man market" with Britney Spears. At least that's what my wife tells me. But I don't think this is the way to go about it.


I think this might have something to do with that kissing-Madonna-publicity-stunt a year or two ago. Nothing good can come from a kiss from Madonna. Dennis Rodman was all American apple pie kind of a guy before Madonna's kiss. After Madonna, he was like an alien or something.

It's gotta be a Madonna kiss curse. You better be careful, Guy Ritchie.

3 comments:

BA said...

I like the thought process...you have noted a unique pattern. I feel sorry for any punky fool who ends up with her...

dan ohlerking said...

scary. not sure about the "all-american apple pie" dennis rodman thing though. i don't think he ever was apple pie. he had an odd streak running for a long time before kissing madonna. however, you're right about the role of catlyst she's played not just in him but in these others as well...

interesting AND scary.

Bryon Mondok said...

Dan:
you busted me... I knew that about Dennis but I was trying to invent some melodrama... I can't pull it off with my wife either :)