Dear, sweet, Bob.
Do you guys not know that your kids, when they are teen-agers, will use this video to taunt you and black mail you and torture you? When emo-screamo bands are gone and remembered unfondly as disco and glam rockers and the mullet are remembered by thius generation, your video will be in wide circulation. Sad, really, when you think about it.
Let's go ahead and get that circulation rolling: