What a depressing morning this turned out to be. I read a post over on Pete Kim's blog with a link to a cool site where you can see what celebrities you look like.
Well, for me, it turns out that the site ain't so cool. Do you think Brad Pitt came up? How about Mel Gibson? Nooooooo.
Sylvester Stallone. Is there a worse picture of Sly on the internet? Doesn't Stallone have anybody in his organization that keeps the worst picture of him out of circulation? If I ran his office, heads would roll.
Bobby Carlton. Does anybody know who this guy is? I looked him up on Wikipedia and got no hits. That's a first for Wiki.
Mel Brooks. Has this guy even worked since History of the World?
Leslie Nielsen. Now I'm just depressed.
Natan Sharansky. Another guy I never heard of until today. But I liked what I found out about him.
Donald Rumsfeld. Somebody shoot me.
Richard Nixon. If it looks like I may still be breathing, pump another round into me. Is it that obvious I'm a Republican?
Edward Said. Someone else I never heard of. I like to think that guys that look like me are destined for brainier things than a Friday night sitcom that gets cancelled halfway through the season.
David Hasselhoff. Speaking of which... David Hasselhoff was my wife's childhood heart throb. Her room was plastered with his pictures torn from the pages of Teen Beat magazine. Now I can tell her she married his look-a-like. She may never stop laughing.
Michael Chrichton. What this report meant to say is that I write like Crichton.